You Know Your A Jordan Girl When...
1. The first thing you say in the morning is "Tink"
2. You spent hours at the grocery store looking for the 'blue-collar' brand of coffee
3. You've got bags and bags of opened peanut M&Ms but all the blue ones are missing
4. Your favourite cereal is honey nut Cheerios
5. Whenever you sing "Twisted" you replace the word 'twist' with 'TWIX'
6. You no longer think of Buzz Lightyear as only a kids toy
7. The most important three words that you would love to hear are: "I GOT YOU"
8. Your favourite game to play is "Guess Who I'm Thinking Of"
9. You've written to all the department stores asking them for the new "Marcel" line of clothing
10. And Santa is ready to put you on the naughty list for requesting a "Deluxe Package"